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Someone who's practically asking to be dropkicked every other second
"Ooo look thomas is being a dumbass- losin both his shoes again"
"Les go and dropkick em"
Oh to have been with Thomas, I certainly wish I had. I knew one, in middle school, I liked him a lot, I even believed I loved him (as much as a middle schooler can love someone). He was charming, sweet, funny, and also a good friend before he became one of the biggest crushes I had ever had. One day I had to move away, and I realized I would never see him again. It devastated me, knowing I wouldn’t get to grow up with him, go to high school with him, and most importantly tell him how much I cared for him. But I never got the chance to, he was my first love, and a memorable person in my life. So now I will say it, and it is silly to hope that Thomas will see this, but in case you do, Thomas, I hope that you are doing well, I hope that you are happy and you are doing great things in life, because you deserve it, and also, I really did want to be with you. I want you to know that as capable as I was at love at such a young age, it all went to you. I never forgot about you, and sometimes I miss what we had, two kids having a good time. But things change, circumstances push people apart, people change. So although you and I are different people now, I will forever hold fond memories of the Thomas I once knew and loved.
Sincerely,
- E.T. <3
Man I hate that I never ended up with Thomas, we could’ve been great together
all girls do is eat hot chip and lie
all thomas do is eat cereal and play destiny
Guy 1: Why isn't Thomas responding to my DMs?
Guy 2: Oh, well you see, he's probably munch crunchin' on some cheerios. Cheer up pal, he'll get back to you in the next 1-2 business days.
A guy with the body and face of a greek god, has a rhino penis, baddie bagger and is a single mom lover.
Person: «Look at Thomas over there.»
Bird: «he’s so handsome»
“His last name “Thomas“ first name Eddie that nigga got them hoes!