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When a woman's titties be so saggy that you can play double Dutch jump rope with them.
Jessica's got double Dutch titties, made me reminence of my childhood, back to my jump rope days.
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Big old beef bags found on suburban moms and what have you. Think sandbags.
Did you see those whoppers? They look like Jeff's Mom's Titties!
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When something is given a ratio of littys and tittys, littys being good whilst tittys being bad
Man: woah look at that dog doing backflips
Women: that’s really cool! What do you think the litty to titty ratio is tho?
Man: about 13 to 2
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1. A soda drink and vodka mixture of Mountain Dew, Cheerwine (a famous drink found in North Carolina) and Vodka. Simply it is two shots of the preferred drink, and one of the other two. Mix with ice and serve.
2. Receiving a titty fuck in the Carolinas.
1. Can I use a generic a generic cherry drink for a Carolina Titty Fuck? No, that makes the titties all old and veiny...
2. While visiting my friend in N.C. I went to a biker bar, picked up a hot chick with DD tits and she gave me a Carolina Titty Fuck.
When a girl about get in fight she ask her homie to “Hold her titties” so they don’t get in the way.
Yo bitch hold my titties, about to fight this bitch
When you see a woman from an entire city block away, and you think to yourself "Damn, that girl got some big titties!"
"I'm telling you, they were bigger than my head. This girl had block-away titties."
You sneak up behind an attractive female with ninja-like skill and pop a feel on her. When she turns around to see who did it, you are already long gone with the use of your ninja reflexes.
I saw a pair a block away, so I had to surprise her with the eastern titty tickler.
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