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the act of masturbating and throwing the result at someone.
She wouldn't stop talking so i bird splatted her in the face.
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You know when you're driving at night and suddenly a small bird shoots through your headlights while it's wings are against its chest? Ya, that's a bird missile. Another case is when your curtains are closed and its bright out and suddenly you see a quick flash of something wizzing by the window. That's another case where the bird missile strikes again. Some say the Bird Missiles are secret being that if caught we can harvest their energy and use it to take over the world.
Friend1: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!
Friend2: What?
Friend1: That thing that just fucking shot in front of us!!
Friend2: Oh its just a bird missile. Leave it be.
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Mother-birding is when you bust a load so massive inside her mouth, some drips out onto her tits, at which point you swoop down, slurp up every last bit of nut that tried to get away, and carry it back up to her mouth where it belongs, much like a mother bird feeding its offspring. If you can catch your runaway kids midair, after it drips off her chin but before it lands on her tits, you’ve mastered this art. And it’s your own jizz, so saying “no homo” when mother-birding is completely unnecessary, and would most likely just make you come off as a closet homosexual for saying it. Mother-birding is a very kind, loving, and nurturing assist, and should not be confused with any version of snowballing.
Bill Clinton was an idiot for not mother-birding Monica Lewinsky. Had he just took the time and effort to mother-bird the bitch, she wouldn’t have had the evidence nor the heart to get such a swell guy impeached.
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Bird food is subject matter that mostly only girls care about, and can be used to lure them into a conversation. Some prime examples are: handbags, shoes, and chick flicks.
Larry: Hey Rick I'm going out with Lisa tonight, and I dunno what to talk to her about.
Rick: Didn't that new Twilight movie come out? Just toss some of that bird food at her and she'll start chirping away.
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Somebody who doesn't understand math and will never understand. He will utter stuff like: The proof is brilliant. It uses mainstream mythmatics to demonstrate the bullshit being taught by the BIG STUPID. It accepts infinity as being valid.
John Gabriel, you wont get it with your bird brain.
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Nolan Bird is the kindest, sweetest, sexiest man of all. He is good in bed, and always wants to make you feel better.
"I wish my boyfriend could be as sweet as a Nolan Bird".
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A cat bird is a person that instigates violence. Cat birds attack other birds...food issues, turf issues etc. Deep south definition. I may be killed for this, but I'm a cat bird myself..
cat bird :My family is a bunch of catbirds...and we don't put up with stupid
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