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A girl who thinks she's good at rapping but has managed to be more annoying than Cardi B.
"I jUsT WaNT yOu tO F-Ck mE tO sLeEp.. TrAp bUnNy BuBbLEsss"
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When an asian girl, that is a virgin, is involved with a threesome with two men, one man inserts his penis into her tight vagina and the other inserts his penis into her anus, then as they both try to pull out they get stuck because the girl is being pulled in both directions.
Dude me and Mike were at this party on Friday, we met this cute asian girl and we got caught up in a "Chinese Penis Trap"
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an ability to lie extemely still whilst stretching ones foreskin in the shape of a large bell. when, at last, a fly lands on the glans, the foreskin is released thus trapping the fly.
the whole team lay there resting whilst exhibiting their penis fly traps. unfortunately for alan he caught a wasp!
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When two uncircumcised men are snoodling and the one with the girthier penis pulls back his foreskin, exposing the head, then the skinnier penis wraps his foreskin around the head of the larger, followed by the larger wrapping it's foreskin over the skinnier penis's foreskin.
For added suction, add water under the foreskin and let evaporate.
Can also be referred to as the "Super Snoodle"
Dude. I just walked in on Joel and Frank locked in a Chinese Finger Trap! I'm scarred for life!
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While you're on Spring Break in Mexico you pick a girl up, bang her, and jizz on her face. The girl wipes her face off, but misses a gobb of jizz on her eye lashes. She falls asleep and awakes the next morning unable to open her eyes due to the jizz becoming sticky and hardening overnight.
Hey, that girl is stumbling around with her eyes shut. She must be a victim of the Mexican fly trap.
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When a women interferes with another woman's attempt to sleep with a man. Think cock-block, but for women.
"Shit! That bitch clit-trapped me!" Or "Bitch! She be clit-trappin' my ass"
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