When a turd collects on the rear section of a kitty cat later dropping into your bed. Later to be found stuck in your hair after waking up.
That fucking cat is such a turd dropper!
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Triggen Alcastor
Wow, some real turd mongers play Star Wars Galaxies
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One who pulls bad jokes from there brain and tells them.
Dude, Ed's a turd burglar, don't laugh...
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My dad was the turd-burglar after i went to the bathroom.
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The act of talking a dump while performing sodomy
JP: "I am a master of the TURD FURGESON! YAY"
Meng Huo:"estie man that TURD FURGESON you gave me last night was awesome Tabanak!"
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One who steals turds. Has also been known to be used more commonly as a term to describe people with poor taste, and that one friend who always seems to "cock-block" you.
Man: "Why the hell did you but in, you've gone and scared her away now, man you're a Turd-Burglar!!
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While a person giving a rim job, the other person poops in their mouth and says bombs away while deficating!
Ah man I just performed a turd burgler in your mouth!
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