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suck ur own dick

something a 13 year old says after being beat in valorant *i learned this from personal experience*

kid1: i fucked ur mum last night!
kid 2: no u godamn didnt, go suck ur own dick autistic faggot!

by i_Fucked_ur_mum_last_night February 17, 2021


I like ur mom

I like ur mom: You are weird, and you must be joking.

Kyle: Do you like someone?
Carter: Yea.
Kyle: Who?
Carter: I like ur mom.
Kyle: 📸📸📸📸

by RickRolled By ur mum. April 11, 2022


ur granddaddy faggy

the ULTIMATE most UNBELIEVABLY EVIL thing you could possibly say to any living soul the earth with tremble beneath you if said

Ted: ur mom gay
Jim: ur dad lesbian
Ted: ur granny tranny
Jim: ur grandpap trap
Ted: ur granddaddy faggy
Jim: (too scared to even say no u)

by michelle88372 March 15, 2018


Ur mom hot

Ur mom is hot i guess?!

Jeff:My mom said you can come over
Joe:Ur mom hot

by PurpleLovesJason<3 April 1, 2022


ur sister a mister

The absolute killer of 'ur mom gay' 'ur dad lesbian' 'ur granny a tranny' and 'your grandpap a trap'.

Henry: Don't make do it.
Joe: Do it pussy.
Henry: Ur grandpap a trap.
Joe: Bitch please.
Joe: Ur sister a mister.
*Henry's body turns into dust*

by LoCaboose March 13, 2018


Ur sister a mister

The worse possible insult above "ur mom gay" "ur dad lesbian" "ur granny a tranny" and "ur granpap a trap"

James: lol ur mom gay
Holden: ur dad lesbian
James: ur granny a tranny
Holden: ur granpap a trap
James: well ur sister a mister
Holden: *shrivels up and dies*

by Stakeynya March 19, 2018


Ur sister a mister

An insult known and feared by all of mankind and even god himself... An insult so powerful and so great it could destroy life as we know it. One of the only insults more powerful than ur mom gae

Below we shall see but mortal a man attempt to use this insult against another though be warned life... may go extinct

john: Hey mike!
Mike: yeah what is it John?
John: ur mom gae
Mike: pathetic!
also mike: UR DAD LESBIAN!
John: ur brother a mother
Mike: you have forced me to use my ultimate power...
john: NO! MIKE DONT DO IT!!!!!
Mike: ur sister A Mister
(the solar system gets torn into pieces and life as we know it dies)

NOW BUT ONE MAN STANDS AND HIS NAME SHALL FOREVER BE FEARED AND WORSHIPPED!!!! A MAN SO POWERFUL GOD HIMSELF PISSED HIMSELF.

by tuu0prartf April 30, 2019