Dick Work

Working the dick.

Guy: Thanks for the extra dick work last night! Can I cook you at breakfast?

Girl: So last night I was doing a little dick work...

Worked his sanity off

A person (usually a male) who works to gain acceptance and approval of someone else (Family members, teacher, boss, idol, etc.) until he is not mentally sane. This can start at a very young age.

My boyfriend worked his sanity off when he was 7.

Mario Work Gear

Work Gear for sale: Overalls, Gloves, Shirts, Hats, Ect.

I get my clothes from Mario Work Gear

that's how the keyboard works

when your friend does something so stupid, you can respond with this simple phrase.

joe: yo bro i just broke my bedroom door
joe 2: i guess that's how the keyboard works

joe: bro i literally can't sleep at night stfu

Bath and Body Works

An ok place

Person 1:Bath and Body Works is a thing

Person 2:ok

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Put in the Work

“When a woman performs oral sex on a man, but she’s wearing make up. The idea is that over time, some of the make up comes off when it’s done.”

Guy 1: Dude, she just gave me the best blow job ever!
Guy 2: But did she put in the work?

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Working ass and cheek

Working hard for something, that usually shouldn't be that hard or is overcomplicated.

Guy1: I fucking hate biology class, I be working ass and cheek every damn day I'm there, and the teacher barely does her part. She didn't even read the questions.
Guy2: Yeah, I got 6 questions done when she told us that we should be finished, and I was working faster than most people.