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Jimmy Dean makes big sausages, so some one with a Jimmy Dean fat dick has a fat dick.
Juan Pablo has a Jimmy Dean fat dick!
When a man (prior to ejaculation) places the tip of his penis in front of the girls (left or right) nostril then cums therefore shooting a straight line into her nasal cavity and down her throat causing her to cough it up. Much like a regular loogie only its entirely made up of cum instead of mucus. Essentially the reverse version of cummy nose
Example of a dick loogi
*girl and guy are fornicating and prior to ejaculation the man puts his dick up to the girl nostril*
Guy: *moaning in pleasure after ejaculating into girls nose*
Girl: *choking and gagging on semen when she finally hacks up a big wad of it out of her mouth*
A flaccid uncircumcised penis.
His dick looks like a muppet dick - like Gonzo’s nose from the muppets.
Describing an annoying person or a fuckwit.
James is a spare dick. He is a fuckwit, hes so annoying.
When you think you’re going to fuck a girl, but she suddenly pulls out the strap on and fucks instead.
How was it last night? Aw man she pulled a dick 6 on me, I haven’t been able to sit normally ever since.
A dick that’s not fresh. One you don’t want to eat.
Don’t whip out a stale dick and expect me to suck it.
When a guy cums but his dick is still hard
I just had sex with my girlfriend, came and i dont need a brack for round 2 because of my Anime Dick