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Dylan is a jackass and is a bladder mouth. He doesn’t know how to keep a secret and loves attention. He thinks it’s cool to brag about being with a girl and doing something with her. If you are alone with him, he may be sweet but as soon as one of his friends shows up, he’s a asshole.
Hey Dylan
Girl-friend:Hey
Friends shows up:
Yo you wanna smash?
Dylan is a smelly, annoying, and lonely guy. He’s the type of guy to ask you to help him get girls then follow up by having the least rizz possible and getting no women.
Hey do you know Dylan? Oh yea he’s the guy with no rizz.
Dylan is a mysterious creature who lives near lidl. He is very rich and brags of how he is so 'strong' and 'Rich'. Dylan will always be watching you through your windows. He rides a multicolored bike and a bright pink helmet. Hes part of the lgbt community swell. he is dating danni allen and he loves his sexy makeup. Dylan have fake reyban glasses and has a small penis.
Dylan is weird
A total retard and a little zesty fuck who everyone hates. A 2-day old shit in a toilet bowl what hasn't been flushed so now the water is stained permanently. No one loves this kid
person 1: did you see dylan used the toilet today
person 2:yea no wonder its blacker then the night sky
A white guy who loves sausage and his is very tiny. His girlfriend (if he has one) is very down to earthIs extremely blessed with great friends. Not a very athletic person, slow, no hops, no agility. Has a high ego but is not the sharpest tool in the shed. His favorite number is 1/2
You remind me of Dylan
Dylan is a badass fighter from the country who has been seen whoop some serious ass he never backs down and always has his head on 360° most people who act like they dont take him seriously soon learn he isnt a force to be reckon with. Usually tall and skinny but ripped to the bone. Has a right hook of a freight train and heart of king.
Holy shit Dylan just knocked him on his ass!
Dylan just slammed that kid by his throat!
Dylan calm down he is done for.
Why is dylan covered in blood ?
Ummm Dylan your hand is on backwards.