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A mixture of Jose Cuervo, Monster Energy Drink, and Promethazine-codeine cough syrup in a shot glass and then downed like a motherfuckin badass
Ryan: Yo Rick i wanna do some drinkin
Rick: Straight up dawg lets do Lochness Monster Bombs
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the act of having a cock so big that it tears a poor girl or male in half
Did you hear the trevon ripped some poor bitch in half. That dudes a big cock monster
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a legendary crab that only feeds off sweet nuts, but is also known to enjoy cornflakes. He roams woodland an seaside areas.BEWARE THE NUT CRAB.
two boys enter a small woodland area.
Boy 1: dude what was that noise
boy 2: dunno.. sounded like the cry of a wild crab.
Boy 1: oh my days its the nut crab monster.. RUNNNNNN
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the look and sound of two people having sex that leads others to assume there is a double backed monster in the bed.
i walking in and it looked like there was a double backed monster on her bed.
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A cemetery where people trip, usually in a small town.
Look at those hooligans walking towards the cemetery! It must be a monster truck seminary!
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all those death metal bands that sound just like Slipknot
oh great, ANOTHER cookie monster band music video on Fuse
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Shoving a green dry erase marker up someone's ass leaving a scary green monster mark on their rectum.
Steve:"Hey guess what."
Matt:"What?"
Steve:"Green monster time!"
Matt:"Oh god! Not my rectum!OOOHHHH!NNOOOOOO! It's so scary!"
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