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naked woman covering with objects

when a naked woman is in public or private she grabs a object to cover her private parts

naked woman covering with objects: i need to cover with something

she grabs a thing

naked woman: phew!

it falls off

naked woman: oh no....

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 13, 2024


Pee pee woman

She. Watched people on toilet.

The pee pee woman will haunt

by Hiloldjbxdncb April 27, 2022


trigger woman

Old lady who orders cheeseburger with uhhh uhh onion rings. Stays longer than 1 hour at a restaurant with mucho blah blah. Drinks about 2 gallons of free water. Peppermint.

THE TRIGGER WOMAN IS HERE.

by Blahhjhhrhrrj June 19, 2019


Cake woman

A cake woman is a modern term for an outdated concept. This particular one refers to an unmarried woman over the age of 25 being undesirable. It's the idea that if a woman's unmarried after 25, there must be something wrong with her and comes from the idea that Christmas cake is less desirable after Christmas. Both of these ideas are wrong.

Guy 1: Damn man, she's hot.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.

by SomeCaliGirl August 19, 2022


Your Woman

Just tell me what you've got to say to me
I've been waiting for so long to hear the truth
It comes as no surprise at all you see
So cut the crap and tell me that we're through
Now, I know your heart, I know your mind
You don't even know you're being unkind
So much for all your highbrow Marxist ways
Just use me up and then you walk away
Boy, you can't play me that way
Well, I guess what you say is true
I could never be the right kind of girl for you
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman

I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
When I saw my best friend yesterday
She said she never liked you from the start
Well me, I wish that I could claim the same
But you always knew you held my heart
And you're such a charming, handsome man
Now I think I finally understand
Is it in your genes? I don't know
But I'll soon find out, that's for sure
Why did you play me this way?
Well, I guess what you say is true
I could never be the right kind of girl for you
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
Oh, I could never be your woman
Well, I guess what they say is true
I could never spend my life with a man like you
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
Oh, I could never be your woman

by Gothic Miscreant October 29, 2023

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Womanism

The practice of worshipping the female body as a temple or deity. “Your body is a temple” or “you are a goddess” are womanist sayings

We practice womanism, no men allowed!

by Lil’ Isis January 12, 2020


gypsy woman

Woman that travels about without settling in one place for too long.

Woman who is sensual and ensnares those around her with her seductive nature.

That gypsy woman came into town like a seductress, then she was gone like the wind.

by Megrcol09 November 18, 2020