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A euphemism for masturbation.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?
No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
A virtual battlefield where hope meets disappointment, and the search for true love becomes a never-ending cycle of swiping, ghosting, and occasional encounters with individuals who are one rejection away from becoming serial killers.
Person A: "I just can't catch a break with online dating. Every time I think I've found someone decent, they turn out to be a total disappointment."
Person B: "Tell me about it! I matched with this guy who seemed charming, but after a few messages, he completely ghosted me."
Person A: "Ugh, ghosting is the worst! And don't even get me started on the ones who send creepy messages or unsolicited pictures."
Person B: "Oh, I've definitely had my fair share of those. It's like they're one rejection away from becoming a full-fledged serial killer."
Person A: "Exactly! I mean, how hard is it to find someone genuine and decent in this virtual battlefield of swiping?"
Person B: "It feels like finding a needle in a haystack. But hey, we can't lose hope. There might still be a diamond in the rough out there somewhere."
Person A: "I guess you're right. We just have to keep swiping, filtering out the creeps, and maybe, just maybe, we'll stumble upon true love."
Person B: "Here's to hoping! But until then, let's buckle up and brace ourselves for more disappointments on this never-ending cycle of online dating."
That’s what Bobby Singer (Supernatural) isn’t.
You can say it if somebody didn’t show up to an appointment you made.
It means that someone just purposely didn’t show up.
For Supernatural Fans it will always be funny if they hear someone saying that.
Bobby: "Do I look like a ditchable Prom date to you?"
Person xy: "I’m not a ditchable prom date"
The act of dating on a regular basis. This can include a wide range of activities, such as mini-golf and dinner. The actual reality version has been trialled by many brave souls. See example;
3six5dates and One Hundred Dates both paticipate in the act of a date-a-thon. Also could be seen in the actions of Samantha on Sex and the City.
When someone, male or female, recently got in an official relationship and drops easily to give oral sex.
"Oh my god, Sarah is such a date and drop," said Carol.
"Ugh I know, I feel bad for her boyfriend, Nick, but at the same time I would become a date and drop if he were mine," laughs Jilly.
A woman who goes on two dates with two different guys in one evening. The first date is with a guy who usually provides a free dinner; and the second date is a sleep-over with her lover.
Sleeping with my second date hussy is such a turn on. My second date hussy is such a cheap date. I hope my second date hussy isn't cheating on me. Hey second date hussy, what's in the doggy bag? Thank you for texting me the menu before you ordered, you second date hussy.
December 5th national date your fake sister or fake brother for a day no regrets you have to date them no cheating
“It’s December 5 yo why be single” or “it’s national date your fake sister day let’s go”