When you've been really bad in the holiday season and your ass randomly gets crammed. Not to be confused with folklore.
I was disappointed in my Christmas presents, so I got ass cram.
I asked for a side of cranberry, but instead I got a fistful of ass cram.
the flap that connects the ball sack and skin closest to the anus. (n)
Brett is an ass taint.
That girl really got his taint wet.
Shut the fuck up ass taint.
The base unit of length in the International System of Ass Units (ASS-I). Equivalent to around 12.457 meters or the distance between Dr. Kamal's office and the BME lab.
Mike: "Hey bro, where did you park today?"
Marek: "Approximately 23.4 Ass Meters from here"
Mike: "I see what you did there you fuck!"
Those small, airy farts that you get in the middle of the day.
"Mark, do you have whispering ass right now too?" "Yeah Jerry, it's poppin' off."
Semen that leaks from the anus after anal sex
Mark couldn't believe how much ass drool was leaking from Mellanie
Mooning your local priest so hard he either collapses from shock or scoops like an ice-cream man.
No fucking way - Kyle is going 'Ass to Mass' all over the joint! POG FUCKING CHAMP.