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a candy bar full jews blood and guts
dude that jew candy bar tasted like shit
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Jewish people are known for their savvy and quick business wit. A double Jew bluff is the epitomy of this trait. A double Jew bluff is when a Jew and non Jew enter into an agreement meant to be mutually beneficial yet somehow and without fail, the Jew manages to benefit twice while the non Jew pays dearly yet still believes he's gotten the best deal.
Person 1: "Did you hear about jeremie (non Jew)?"
Person 2: "no, what happened"
Person 1: "He and Mike(Jew) agreed to swap work shifts, but after Jeremie had already covered his, Mike told him he would be happy to cover his but that there would be a special guest speaker at work that day. Jeremie immediately agreed to work believing he got the better deal"
Person 2: "Wow- Mike totally double Jew bluffed him"
Example 2: "Did you see the latest West Bank saga? They totally double Jew bluffed the Palestinians out of more land yet again!"
Example 3: Jesus was the ultimate double Jew bluffer. He tricked Judas by allowing him to deceive him and turn him over to the Romans. He did this because he knew it would ultimately lead to his crucifixion, resurrection and ultimately- save Christianity. The ultimate double Jew bluff indeed.
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when a man wraps a large amount of bread dough around his penis shaping it into a bread loaf while slapping the woman hes fucking on the ass with a baking paddle yelling " wheres the money".
"Matt says to john, last night i gave my girl the crazy Jew baker, she couldn't sit on chairs for around 3 hours after it."
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The rarest kind of human specie.
Yo Tim! Check it out, its a black asian ginger jew petting that rock.
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Also known as reverse phychology.
made popular by Cartman on Southpark. Kyle, being a Jew, is accaused of using this tactic.
"Nice try Kyle, but I see throught your Serbian-Jew Double Bluff"
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The Supah Jew Jeremy is the skinniest jew you will ever meet. Not only is he bald, but he is also jewish (do those even go together, that curly headed fuck.)
But anyways, this kid gets some straight up pussy holmes, just kidding he sucks a lot of penis. His mom and sister are also pretty hot as shit. And the Supah Jew Jeremy likes licking their assholes.
"That Supah Jew Jeremy ate all the pancakes at the pancake breakfast."
"God that Supah Jew Jeremy has the biggest vagina in the world, and it smells like the inside of my penis."
"Hey, Supah Jew Jeremy, your mom gave some great jewish head last night." :)
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a defamatory term used by highly civilized people to address those lower-level degenerates such as: homeless people, people with AIDs, Sarah Palin-esque human beings, and of course, . . . nigger-faggots with jewish cunts.
tell that nigger-cunt-jew-faggot to take his feet off the foot stool!!
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