bean slinger

when someone is cooking a hot pot of black beans and slings some at your face

This bean slinger was slaving over my stove and left some beans on my face.

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Anal beans

The baked bean is a sex position in which the male will bake an appropriate amount of beans and while they are still hot, pour them into the anal cavity of the female. When the beans have been inside the female for a few minutes the male will pour the back out into a bowl and eat them.

My boyfriend and I tried Anal Beans yesterday in bed.

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man bean

The male prostate

While in prison I had to flick his man bean to get my money ( burtonism )

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Beans on toast

God's gift to mankind

All i want for christmas is Beans on toast

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Bean pass

When a Hispanic gets special treatment for simply being Hispanic, especially from another Hispanic, he or she is said to have gotten a "bean pass". Similar to "pussy pass", except applied to anyone of Hispanic descent.

Moe: I had to run and nearly drop my bag to catch the bus, and boy was the driver upset that I made him wait. But then he stopped for some smiling Mexican guy who wasn't even at the stop, and was totally nice to him.

Joe: That's because that Mexican had the bean pass, bro!

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lean as a bean

English slang phrase for being extremely high on cannabis (marijuana).

Mate, I'm lean as a bean right now

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bean can

When you leave a fart in the elevator as you leave for the next riders.

I left them a bean can.

Some one bean canned this elevator.

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