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Brandon Chung

A peculiar individual… perchance. A Brandon Chung is someone who has most certainly not been given the gift of knowledge but they are excellent gamers. Brandon Chung’s are typically mid level gamers, and are not horrible at any game they play, perchance.

J Cole: Ive been gifted with an extra chromosome
Drake: Thats crazy
J Cole: YOOO I JUST HIT A CLIP ON THIS GAME
Drake: Wow, you might be Brandon Chung!

by NameDefiner3243 May 20, 2024


Brandon Sadler

Stupid gay retarded wannabe who say's water doesn't exist but at the same time say's it's still there to be Brandon is to be autistic to the worst degree and frankly should kill themselves as soon as possible

Guy 1: hey dude did you know scientifically you can't see water?

Guy 2: yes you can you dumbass it's clear but you can still see it stop being a Brandon sadler

by Hunter reno October 19, 2017


Brandon Isabella

Just a massive cock. I haven’t been able to walk in 17 years since being graced by his enourmous shaft and I would do it again.

He cooka da pizza pie

Brandon Isabella stop that you’re my stepbro

by Jkey November 9, 2022


a brandon

Doing a brandon comes down to one of 2 scenarios 1. being too soft to partake in anything which may raise your heart rate sightly. Or 2. Being a selfish lazy cunt that is unable to enjoy new things or the outdoors.

Might do a brandon tonight and stay in all night.

by Alibaba2k21 February 23, 2021


Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.

It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.

by GreenSquirrel December 20, 2024


Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.

It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.

by GreenSquirrel December 20, 2024


Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.

It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.

by GreenSquirrel December 20, 2024