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You say this when ur low-key getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once, but your mom calls you
Mom: "Hey what's going on?"
Me: "Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy'
Mom: "You're getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once??"
As a stuffed animal, they are so cute! In real life however, I don’t think so.
Look, I just won a candy corn penguin plushie!
if you eat yellow candy you already lost
"I love yellow candy"
"eww, what a loser"
Beautiful pink clouds in a blue sky during a sunset that look like cotton candy
On January second the sky looked like sky candy
When cum gets jizzed on your face and you let it harden so you can lick it off like candy.
Can I give you a candy facial when I cum?
Getting a bj from a girl and having her finish you off with one hand and cum in her otherone therefore licking the hand to finish the jon
Man this girl the other day gave me a klutching candy cane it was fantastic and gross at the same time!
One of the most effective romantic pickup lines to ever exist.
I told Violet I hate cotton candy and she immediately fell for me