When you hit a pregnant girl in her cooter with a hockey stick causing a miscarriage.
Gordy found out his girlfriend was knocked up, so he gave her the ol’ Canadian Abortion.
Problem solved.
Premarital sex with a Canadian black chick, and after you get Timmys.
"Eh bud what did you do over the weekend? "
"Oh I did the Canadian Timmy with that Canadian chick off tinder"
A camp located in Temagami, Ontario. The campers at this sleep away are said to have big dick, and a large sex drive.
“The campers at Canadian Adventure Camp are hot.”
The sexual act of vomiting into your partners mouth and them returning it via spit into their rectum
Janice was so hot last night we ate Mexican and she gave me a Canadian oil rig I came hard.
When the man is upside down resting his shoulders on the floor with his bottom facing up while his partner drills his in a downward motion.
John gave him the old Canadian Oil Rig
A group of fake natives who claim to be real. But only know how to eat maple syrup and snow cones
Canadian natives shouldn't be allowed in native american facebook groups.
Plastic bags, worn over socks and under boots in an effort to keep one's feet dry. Particularly useful if you have zippers on the outside of your boots, as they are useless in keeping one's feet dry. Wet feet will freeze. Even the warmest, most expensive boots available won't keep your feet warm once you've broken through thin ice to the water below, which you may not see at all under snow.
Sheila was ready for anything in her kodiaks and Canadian legwarmers.