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To learn absolutely nothing and be able to smoke and vape with out punishment.
Person 1. “ yo you think we’ll get caught at Scotland Christian academy skipping class and getting high”
Person 2. “ ha ha ha never”
He just likes men and dates people for like 6 hours
dude 1: yo Christian Single you like men
The best boyfriend in all of existence that loves music and has the best singing voice. You’ll love him to death and never leave him and he’ll never leave you in return. The sweetest guy ever who always makes sure you’re okay and will sit and listen and look up options to help you when he doesn’t know, he’s a clingy guy but not like golden retriever clingy.. I lied he’s the dog that’ll piss on the floor the moment you get home out of happiness. He spams your phone to make sure you text him back and has the best smile.
“Is Christian Young your bf?”
“UH FUCK YEA”
Toxic Christianity is the Bible’s own “toxic masculinity”. It’s basically the large and problematic group of christians (usually named Karen, or Sharol/some other shit like that) that think they are better than everyone because they live under “tHe GuiDaNcE oF gOd”. They will not hesitate to spout bible verses at you and shame you for being anything other than Christian.
Person 1: “Dude! Did you hear that Sharol was shaming insert name here for being agnostic?
Person 2: “That’s Toxic Christianity!”
Nice Person with a great personality, super hot and massive penis
everyone wants to be like a jackson christian
christian lanuza is the type of person that you only meet once in your life, he is so heart warming, amazing, smart, hardworking, loyal, understanding and handsome. He is the definition of perfect and no one can ever compare themselves to christian because he is so rare and so unique. He also has an amazing family that is very kind and beautiful! christian lanuza is amazing and he is so very important to me!
christian lanuza simply breathes*
all the girls: “omg chris date me!”