Random
Source Code
Random
When all you do is drink your life away and call the cops on people. When you have nothing going on in your own life, so you make it your job to make others miserable. When all the alcohol goes to your head and makes you crazy.
Watch out for crazy pants, she'll call the cops on you for just breathing.
When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.
Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.
An insane, idiotic, delinquent Asian gentleman
David: why did you punch that random Asian dude on the street? Seemed out of hand
Johnny: slow down David, he was a Crazy Bruce Lee
When you haven’t been listening to what the person you are in a conversation has been saying
“ Blah blah blah blah “
“Shii that’s crazy idek man “
When either
a) You weren’t listening.
b) You couldn’t care less.
c) You want them to quit talking.
d) You weren’t listening, you couldn’t
care less, and you want them to quit
talking.
Person 1: “Did you hear about the collision from the other day? Someone drove off the road and hit a family :( ”
Person 2: “Damn, that’s crazy”
Person 1: “It’s so tragic isn’t it?”
Person 2: “Yeah wow that’s crazy”
Smacking a stoned person in the face
“Yeah bro, he was completely blitzed out until Ethan went over there and gave him a crazy lick. Woke us ass straight up.”