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cunt lap

1. when licking one's vagina
2. synonomous with an asshole or jerk
3. mama's boy or coward

"That guy Pablo is a real cunt lap"

by zedsdeadmon March 16, 2006

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CUNT WHIPPED

This is the worst case of pussy whip, along with all the consequences of being pussy whipped, often times the subject will be forced to abandon there phone while in her presence, change their speech and even behavior. Sadly most cases of cunt whip often go untreated, and many times the subject may not even realize they are cunt whipped. There is no known cure to cunt whip, because most subjects no longer have the balls to do anything about it.

He is so cunt whipped he cant even answer his phone after 4pm.

by 6969shithead6969 January 16, 2010

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Cunt Critters

Bugs around a vagina, like crabs.

I would never bang that girl. Shes been with so many guys that she probably has cunt critters.

by Nick427 October 11, 2009

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Cunt burp

An emission or expulsion of air from the vagina that may occur during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise.

The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated. Slang terms for vaginal flatulence include vart, queef.

Your mom just reached over and cunt burped, it sounded wet.

Like blowing your noise in a handkerchief.

by Captain p February 11, 2012

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Cunt Knocker

One who has sex with his/her ex's best friend a week after the break up.

Dakota's favorite word.

A random word to describe someone being an asshole.

You are a fucking cunt knocker!

by Shenanigans817 January 16, 2009

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cunt wrangler

A middleman who serves as an intermediary between a prostitute and a man, woman, couple or group desiring sex; a procurer; a pimp.

"They say Snoop Dogg wuz a cunt wrangler before he crack the music industry."

"Say what?"

"He deal in crack before rap!"

by Sloe Pimp December 5, 2007

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Corsa Cunt

A typical vauxhall driver who becomes enraged with normal drivers, purposely feeling the need to act like a cunt on the road.

Dave:"I've just bought a new vauxhall corsa!"
Phil:"I've always known you're a corsa cunt."

by Cum_in_my_tum May 15, 2016

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