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When a musician says they have a date with Cristofori, they are referring to Bartolomeo Cristofori, the inventor of the pianoforte. It means they need to go practice the piano.
Girl 1: Want to go to the basketball game tonight? I have an extra ticket.
Girl 2: Sorry. I have a date with Cristofori.
Kids dating means a kid is dating another at a young age
Look those kids dating
And they only look like there 11 and 10
When you use the stall at work after your friend does.
"Just dropped the kids off at the pool. "
"Nice. I'm gonna see if they want a play date."
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A euphemism for masturbation.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?
No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
The theory that two people should only date if they are equally as attractive on a scale from 1-10.
Chris is a 4 and Kylie is a 8. Sevens date sevens- it'll never work out.
A synonym of soppy date, adapted for native French speakers
Oh, have you accidentally hurt your finger? You soapy date!
The second date dance is commonly known as when the guy preforms an agressive and weird dance infront of the girl to impress her. This usually happens in about 80% of second dates.
"Yeah. He did the second date dance and idk if i should go for a third date because he didn't do the dance right."