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A Dutch and fuck is when a lame dude from Tinder/Bumble doesn’t have a job but still asks a chick out on a date then splits the check (“going Dutch”) because he’s broke and even after he has the chick pay he still tries to close the deal by asking to go back her place (presumably because he lives with his parents).
That date went terribly wrong, he left the check on the table until I offered to split it, then still asked if my roommates were home. He tried to pull a total Dutch and fuck.
When you are owned at speedskating by someone who's Dutch, you're being dutched
I'm being dutched right now, I just can't win.
When your friend is doing someone Doggy style and you stand behind them naked and move their hips.
Man me and jimmy behind the scenes Dutch rudders her and she had no clue
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A Grungy Dutch is a dirty dutch oven. Where in someone with an unwiped bum farts or poop farts under the covers and pulls the covers over someone else's head.
She was nagging me all day so at bed time I gave her a Grungy Dutch.
A Dutch Oven while wearing a tuxedo.
Example: It would have been a regular Dutch oven, but it prom night. So a fancy Dutch oven was the only option.
When a person defecates into a condom then freezes it solid,once frozen it is then used as a dildo
I picked up a right dirty girl last night,she asked me if I fancied some Dutch Rodding
Similar to the dutch oven. When you bare ass fart into a hat, bowl, or other small hollow object and hold it over an unsuspecting victim's mouth and nose until they vomit or pass out
She escaped the dutch oven this morning so I had to get her back with a dutch crock-pot.