egg racist

An upper middle class white family member that refuses to eat brown eggs. Possibly an actual racist, this person often identifies as a republican but would never admit that out loud.

Daughter: "Hey mom my chickens are finally laying eggs they are brown"

Mother: " Ew we only eat Brown Eggs"

Daughter: "Mom! You are so egg racist"

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5-Egg Omelette

A person who is obviously retarded and acts like a spoiled child. Can be abbreviated as 5EO.

That Jake is a total 5-Egg Omelette.

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Steak & Eggs Blunt

Marijuana, PCP, and crack combined in a blunt and smoked.

(a.k.a. Squirrel, Ozone)

I woke up, rolled a woolie with some PCP and had a Steak & Eggs blunt for breakfast.

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Cadbury Cream Egg

When a woman is shocked, she leaves a beautiful Easter present consisting of feces, urine, and estrogen. All three combined make a Cadbury Cream Egg.

is that Johnny Depp!? SHIT, i just Cadbury Cream Egged myself.

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Suck My Eggs

1) Expression used when a man wants a girl to suck his eggs out of his vagina with her dick. It can also be done orally. This is done in a parallel universe.

Hey Babe, why don't you come over here and suck my eggs out!!!

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Bacon Egg and Cheese

Slang for intimate gay sax

Me and my homies Bacon Egg and Cheesed in the McDonalds Play Place.

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Sausage Egg Roll

When an circumcised male wraps the foreskin of a uncircumcised male around his penis, masturbates, and eventually reaches orgasm and ejaculates inside his partners urethra. The semen being the egg white, circumcised penis being the sausage, and uncircumcised penis being the roll.

When that Asian twink asked at Panda Express asked me if I would like an egg roll, I could not stop fantasizing about having a Sausage Egg Roll with him.

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