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lets get to the chase if were not talking abiut ethans blue slimy toes conversation over, his kids are needing of a grand slamming and he has no time for losers
alright lets get one thing straight ethans toes are so buttery your tongue would slip off within NANOSECONDS please be careful around an ethan as they tend to suck blue cheese anywhere at anytime
ethan likes blue cheese but maybe thats for the worse because he looks as blue as my frosted flaked dick, anway i hope we can meet face to face ethan, bye xoxo
ETHAN IS SUUUUUUUUUUPER SLOW LIKE AHHHH HURRRY UP!!!! XOXOXA he is slower than my dad at fallout 76 and thats SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWprops cuz hes sliding all over the place with his buttery chewy toes and pearly white teeth
nevermind ethan is a loner and once i saw him suck off a whole block of blue cheese, BARE MAN THE LAD IS i never want to suck his toes if its the last thing i do
Ethan is the best
why?
he wants to be friends with everyone, BUT, he's very shy at first, but once you get to know him he's funny, very athletic
and just soemeon you want to be friends with.
BEWARE, do NOT piss Ethan off, he is strong, even though he does'nt look like it
Ethan's the coolest guy bro
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Ethan is so cool, do not get into a fight with him