You’re 5
Kid: FORTNITE IS MY LIFE
Person: Does your mum know your here?
When the imposter is sus in fortnite 👀😩
"I LOVE FORTNITE AMONG US UWU TEE HEE*
Stfu
When you play to much fortnite and become gay so you fist yourself till you shit white goo "not cum". Then you slurp it up with a penis straw and inject homeless sperm into your dick hole.
Luis has Fortnite Anal Cream
When something is really funny but its really not.
Friend: Show's meme.
Me: Owo fortnite lol!
friend: *commits suicide*
The Guy from Fortnite appears everywhere. No-one knows why he was added to fortnite, only that thats where he came from. Some lunatics think that he's "not originally from fortnite" but they're just dirty liars.
*master chief appears*
John: OMG ITS THE GUY FROM FORTNITE
Jane: he's not from fortnite he's from ha-
John: SHUT UP ITS THE GUY FROM FORTNITE!!!!!!
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a sweaty fortnite kid is a kid that has an obsession with fortnite or roblox. they usually use outdated terms like ‘cringe’ or ‘yolo’ unironically. if you see one, the best thing to do is just walk away as one of their best tactics is to be so dumb that half of your brain cells die.
person 1: Should we go down to Starbucks for some drinks?
person 2: Yeah sure, hey, what’s that kid playing basketball doing?
sweaty fortnite kid: That was so cringe, I almost dunked that bruh.
person 1: oh don’t mind them. Their just a sweaty fortnite kid.
A shitty game that begs you for money, has a bunch of little kids screaming in to their mics, your pet hamster would have more IQ then the developers of this game.
Fortnite Battle Royale sucks ass
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