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When you fell so sorry for someone (pitty them), usually an outcast, and you're friends with them, even if you don't like them. (You probably won't really like them anyway.)
"Hey he's not my friend, he's my Pitty Friend."
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A concept exactly described and labeled "erotic friendship" by Milan Kundera in his classic novel "The Unbearable Lightness of Being", which impressed the literate world back in 1984. That is basically what that book is about: "friend with benefits" vs. "traditional". - And who wins? Well, let's say: both fail, but "traditional" does it with more grace.
I don´t love you, but I like you, I mean, I really like you, I like to have go out with you, I love to have sex with you. You are sort of my friend with benefits.
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Sort of like a rebound gf or bf, but used only with friends. If one friend is pissed at you then you go see another (even though you might not want to) because you aren't gay enough to be seen without someone else, then he/she is your rebound friend
PissedGirl: I'm pissed at you, eff off!
Friend: *walks around for a while then decides to see another friend because she looks like a retard walking around alone*
ReboundFriend: Hi, what are you doing here
Friend: She's pissed at me so I came to see you
ReboundFriend: What, so I'm your rebound friend?
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What you call something that seems to want to get too close, too often. In the extreme case, it's your 'Special friend'
Damn! This pool chlorinator wants to be my friend!
(Looks down, dog humping leg) I think Vern's dog wants to be my Special friend.
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When a girl is too full of shit and shallow to tell you she is disgusted by your sweet and respectful nature and would never be caught dead in public holding hands let alone dating you.
In the park taking a stroll
bimbo: I think you're really sweet, nice, and cute...
guy: *in the back of his mind* sweet I finally found a good looking girl who will go out with me because being a respectful guy finally pays off...
bimbo: ...but we should be just friends.
guy: What the fuck does that mean, so you're saying you would rather be treated like shit rather than with respect?
bimbo: Well no...
guy: *slaps her across the face and calls her a bitch out loud*
bimbo: *jumps onto him and starts making out with him right on the ground like animals*
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When either a guy or a girl puts alot of time and energy into wanting to date someone but end up getting false hope and the common lines like "its complicated" or " i love you so much as a friend and i do not want to lose that bond" bottom line your just a friend. Usually that might make you feel like a gay confident and you will just suffer more while hanging around with the person you love. Often happens to nice guys who finish last.
john i am sorry but I like you more as a friend (welcome to the friend zone)
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Well, in my case it would be almost everyone on MySpace. People who join your page and don't even say anything to you at all and yet, they wanna be your friend.
Makes no sense.
When someone joins your page whereever it maybe and doesn't talk to you or does tlk to you and after a while, deletes you for no reason. That's a fake friend.
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