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When you get corn cob stuck in your ass you are a corny ass mother fucker
Rumor is that guy is a corny ass mother fucker
That cock sucking bastard fucker wants us to get to work.
someone who is skinny but is a big fat fucker aka shithead aka asshole
M : like OMG put name here thinks he/she can outdo me....I run this town
C : thinks to self....here we go again
M : I know everything there is to know so that makes me the bossss
C : sure it does whatever U wanna believe dud, I mean....dude
tally : I'm scared....I'm running awayyyy now U skinny fat fucker
The worst possible kind of mother fucker. I.e. Rick Scott.
Rick Scott is a god damn mother fucker for making me take urine screenings!
An individual who fails, pathetically, to live up to a rather low set of expectations while either simultaneously or separately degrading themselves further by voluntarily engaging in far more outrageous and embarrassing behavior.
The Iota class finished only half of their keg while simultaneously engaging in sexual intercourse with a festive gourd. Bunch of Half-Keg Pumpkin Fuckers
An alcoholic shooter consisting of:
1/3 Whiskey
1/3 Tequila
1/3 151 Proof Rum
A popular shooter in western Canada and the northwest USA. Hard to stomach, hence the name. This shooter doesn't have a desirable taste, so it is most often bought for others. A common birthday shot.
"It was Tim's birthday, so of course I bought him a Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker!"
Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker is pretty much the best weed you can get. Legend has it that the strain was genetically engineered by a mad scientist in Pennsylvania shortly before he was killed in a mysterious lab explosion. The scientist extracted 100% goat semen to fertilize Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker...it's so extremely potent that one only needs to smell it to get high...
Guy 1: "Hey man, you got some bud?"
Guy 2: "maaaaan, I got the MONGOLIAN EVERGREEN WIZARD FUCKER!"
They say no one has ever died from marijuana... but these 2 boys were never heard from again.