Inspired by the internet term get rekt
"Getting Vekt" is the process of having yourself illustrated in vector form.
I just paid somebody to have me get vekt
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(Verb) 1. To consume alcohol to the point that your only desires are to wander aimlessly, shadow-box with exaggerated exhalations, and consume more alcohol.
2. To get arrested while consuming said alcohol.
1. We should get Kraused tonight. Everyone turn off their phones!
2. Did you hear about Krause? He totally got Kraused again last night. Let's go bail him out.
The euphemism or code for tripping acid. (Usually used when tripping on or near Halloween)
Yo man you wanna get spoopy at the Halloween party tonight?
When your comment gets more likes than the original post.
Dude, that Reddit post is getting ratio'd.
An insult to tell when you want to brag, or rub something in.
Bro I just beat Jerry and he got peed on.
Lol get peed on bro
To have boiling hot water thrown at you (traditionally in a prison)
Dave: man that guy in prison was getting jugged
Sarah: is he okay?
Dave: he's fucking dead you dumb bitch