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tight as dick's hat band

When something is very close fitting. Also can mean when someone is a cheapskate.

Also can be a play on words. Dick is a man's name and he wears a hat that is too tight....but it can also refer to the male genitalia and the foreskin around the head.

"Man, that dress she had on was tight as dick's hat band!"

"I will never date Johnny again. He is too cheap! Tight as dick's hat band."

by Kani's world April 2, 2017


Danny Paille hat trick

when a hockey player gets 2 assists in the same game

Joe: dude I totally got the first 2 assists of my career tonight

Mike: holy fuck no way the rarely-seen Danny Paille hat trick!!! congrats brosef

by CVdizzle January 13, 2010

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flat-bill-hat-a-puss

Some one who wears there hat with a flat bill backwards. Wigger.

Rodney is a flat-bill-hat-a-puss.

by twohearts May 13, 2009

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Gordie Howe Hat Trick

A term used to describe the great Howe's ideal game: a goal, an assist, and a fight.

That Mike is crazy. Last night he pulled off a Gordie Howe Hat Trick.

by Jack Butler February 20, 2007

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Get your hat nailed on

To get ripped off, screwed over, swindled

You're going to get your hat nailed on when you buy this car.

by ScarboroughPeel December 13, 2017

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Push Yo Hat Back

Pushing someones hat back means you post up with the 9 and rip it, usually ending with a foety in they head . Either you are in real life or being a gamer and rolling up on people in deadside.

*Picks up Glock 19*, *Sees nerd shitters with AK-47*, Steppa:"YURRRRRR, WHATS GOOD G? WE GON PUSH YO HAT BACK NEGAL." Nerd:"Oh, please no, i have been playing this game for 2 hours for the loot i have amounted, please i beg you to not push my hat back!" Steppa: "Nah G we gon have to take yo pak and push yo hat back with the MAC!" *Steppa lets the 9 loose and pushes nerd's hat back and steals the pak, NEGAL*

by SteppaOnBlock84NEGAL May 22, 2020

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San Diego hat factory

When one person deficates into a diaper and then places the diaper on another person's head.

She complained her head was cold, so I gave her the San Diego Hat Factory treatment.

by fugly1138 November 9, 2009

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