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When a woman wants a man to hit her in the face with his dick during sex
I want Shawn Mendes to hit me with a lamp
when smoking a cigarette and you need to get a good buzz quick one will take one hit off the cigarette, blow out half of the smoke and proceed to take another puff while the rest of the smoke is still in the lungs. this is done commonly when somebody gives you shorts from their cigarette and there is not enough left to get a sufficient nicotine buzz.
guy 1: heyy, you want shorts on my cig?
guy 2: sure, how much is left?
guy 1: not much, sorry
guy 2: its cool, i will just take a double half hit.
When someone went to far saying an insult or something bad to a person
girl: “hope you end up in a grave soon; you dumb prick”
boy: “wow you really hit the acorn with a stick”
morning vape hit - the first thing you do in the morning before actually waking up, talking, getting on your phone, or even speaking, you automatically are looking for a vape to hit it as soon as you wake up to function.
jackson, I feel so much better now that I got my morning vape hit in let’s go skydiving today!
bro leave me alone I got to get my morning vape hit in.
Hit Gabriela day is on the 3rd August. You can hit a Gabriela and she wont be able to get mad.
A: *hits*
Gabriela: Omg why did you hit me?
A: its Hit Gabriela day!!
an invisible wall one hits when one has reached the point of study material saturation. All further attempts to study are futile and aimless browsing of the internet persists unabated.
After hitting the study wall, all I could do was look at rage comics on reddit until I woke up the next morning covered in piss.
A saying that a gay streamer named adin ross came up with. It basically means the same thing as “I’ll talk to you later” or “I’ll call you later”.
“I just wanted to check in and say happy birthday, I love you to, ima hit you on it.” -adin ross