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A phrase screen printed on a t-shirt that a divorced woman wears in February if she was dumb enough to get married on Valentine's Day.
I was married in Las Vegas on February 14th and now that I am divorced, which ruined that holiday; I wear my favorite t-shirt that says, I'm So Over Valentine's Day.
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Another less funnier variation of the meme I'm 12 years old and what is this?
Said in forums that restricts the registration of people below 13. If you put the original version of the meme, which is: I'm 12 years old and what is this? Mods might think that you're ACTUALLY 12 years old and ban you because they're dumbass pricks, or just have a reason to ban you for the lulz.
Person 1: "I'm 12 years old and what is this?"
Dumbass Mod: "You're 12 years old? This forum is for ages 13 and up! *Bans Person 1*"
Another day:
Person 2: "I'm 12 years old and what is this?"
Dumbass Mod: O rly? I know that's a meme, but you piss me off and I have a reason to ban you. *Bans for the lulz*"
Yet another day:
Person 3: "I'm 13 years old and what is this?"
Dumbass mod: I thought the meme was "I'm 12 years old and what is this." What the fuck is going on?"
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A way to let a person know their turn speaking is over.
"I'm so sick of your business. I pay my bill every month and all you do is rob me blind.."
"..and I'm gonna let you finish, but I'm going to step in here really quick."
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To go to the toilet for a piss or a small sheit.
Oy lad, I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby!
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To understand the concept that someone is trying to convey.
A phrase to use when you want to let the other person know that you understand what he/she is talking about and they can stop trying to explain it.
Dude: So, the carburetor and the pistons...
Me: I'm smelling what you're cooking
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the last words a sisters bf can speak before a sisters big bro whoops them upside the head, or gets there weapons.
sisters bf: I'm just here for my cardio
big bro: ok then get to stepping before you get whooped
sisters bf : runs to the car
"I’m mustard and he/she is ketchup" means that these two people are dating or are secretly kissing each other.
Two people are secretly dating but they don't wanna say anything about it so they say:
"I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup"