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Greatest fantasy book series ever written by George R.R. Martin. Not a children's book series like Harry Potter or Eragon! The series has 4 books out now with one "soon" to come. Plus several more after that.
1. A Game of Thrones
2. A Clash of Kings
3. A Storm of Swords
4. A Feast for Crows
Person 1: I finally finished reading The Stand, what should I read now that can actually compete with it?
Person 2: A Song of Ice and Fire of course!!!
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A Synonym for hockey, used by non hockey fans to imply that hockey fans are of a lower class.
What is this you are watching? It appears to be some of horseless ice polo.
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What you tell your family/children when you are sneaking away to have sex in a car.
"Hey kids, be good for your grandma, we're going on an ice cream date."
"I had a lot of fun on our 'ice cream' date last night. Your chocolate mixed nicely with my strawberry."
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when catholic high schools try to seem like they're cool by trying to say "we're hip, we're cool."
You see, what Catholic high schools like to do with their rallies and masses is have this plastic icing on the cake. Me personally, would rather just have the cake without any bloody icing, so that we got some more time to play some Mario Kart 64.
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Just when a guy is about to come, he runs up to his refrigerator, slams his cock in the door, and comes inside.
Man, after that chick dumped me, I was so sad that I gave myself an ice box surprise.
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The fine art of shoving and ice cube up one's lovers ass, waiting for the ice to melt, then sucking to water out.
It is called the polar ice cap because the ice melts and trickles down steam much like the polar ice caps.
Karen wanted a polar ice cap for her birthday because the cooling sensation of the ice dulled the pain of her hemorrhoids.
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