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Used when someone is so very retarded that they dont deserve to be on the internet, these people can usually be identified easily:
14 years of age, female, over use of 'lol'.
10-18 male, anime references, no regard to grammer, and no regard to spelling.
Used to show superiority over the said retard, as in, I have more right to be on the internet than you do.
14 year old girl: lol u lyk 24 lol dats so sht lol
Tibor: Get The Fuck off My Internet before I come to your house and shit on your face
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Comparing computer porn collections.
Jim and Bill's internet penis size contested ended with both of them feeling disgusted at each other.
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The result of inserting facebook into the internet hat machine. The end result is something resembling /b/ but with less deprivation and moar uncorrupted lulz.
On the first day, /b/ was created.
On the second day, a lolcat wished for moar internets.
On the third day, a group made the decision that we need moar internets.
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Whenever a computer is connected to the internet and a virus is installed. Causing havoc to everyone involved just like a sexually transmitted disease. Usually caused from a computer not having anti-virus software installed.
"Man I think my computer has a virus."
"Dude I told you that you would get an internet transmitted disease (ITD) from looking at all that damn porn!"
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A phrase that means if a person tries to prove something with the Internet.
Guy 1: I don't think it's bad to eat late at night.
Guy 2: It says in here that it is bad. You might gain weight too.
Guy 1: I don't care, it's just some random website.
Guy 2: Man, it's the Internet. You can't beat the Internet.
Guy 1: I guess you're right.
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A disease many people have caught, in which someone posts something online, such as youtube, which they beleive the post is badass, only to find that everyone hated the post and goes online and does the SAME shit and fails again.
My freind suffers from hyper internet fail disease. Everyone hates her shitty posts.
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When you're on the internet and well, you know, something kinda happens. You know. You know. You know- 😏
*on the computer screen a guy vomits by accident but the video is him eating a harmless doughnut*
Guy watching: welp, that's too much internet for today.
*the guy watching closes the computer and grabs his phone out of his pocket to call his therapist*
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