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jacob is A boy that's funny and has a nice personality , dose not like to be lied too , but also lies to others and always makes up excuses , on why he never has anything, and is single because he never looks for a girl.
hey "jacob"
He is obsessed with coffee, annoyingly optimistic, and has curly hair piled upon his head. Jacobs are too smart for their own good and always want to help other people. Just beware of their tenacity to make horrendous puns.
Jacob is a little odd.
We love how happy Jacob is.
the most self absorbed, ignorant, stubborn, asshole that tries his best to ruin your life the best he can. he walks to fast for his height (considering how short he is) and he’s a dumb aquarius. he’s has a crush on virgos ESPECIALLY named jiana. and he’s into beastiality( he’s always making on his dog otis). all he does is fantasize about said virgo. he’s a good bestie tho
jiana: who’s that weird boy over there
nora: that’s jacob, he has a crush on you
A being who is made out of pure light and yet is shrouded in darkness. He wanders the Earth looking for his lost love, and is currently residing in the cold desolate place known as Wisconsin.
Jacob please spare us from your fiery wrath.
If you're called Jacob you're usually a "cool kid". You are either short and roadman or average. There is little to no in-between.
"Look at that guy over there!"
"Oh, him? He's Jacob."
"Oh."
Someone who is rlly fit and overall healthy and good looking. Someone to be around and just a stand up guy, probably packing
Person 1: That guy looks like a Jacob
Person 2: yeah i can definitely see it look how good he looks