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Grinding on somebody while leaving enough room for Jesus
Stacy was jesus grinding joey so hard
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Questioning Jesus and his followers. "Grilling Jesus, with cheese!"
Man, you really grilled Jesus on Christians' belief that he arose from the dead and that he is the son of god.
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Jesus Move
To die and come back to life somehow (for any reason) to kick some major butt!
Gandalf pulled a major Jesus move in The Two Towers.
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Mountain Dew. The heavenly liquid inside makes you jolly and happy. Jesus Pee makes your day better.
Jesus Pee
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Brian: My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga, that's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga
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it's jason bourne
Jesus Christ, it's jason bourne
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A lame guy who is against LGBT but at the same time he has strong gay tendencies
He thinks he has no physical father
Because his mother is sadly a prostitute for bad conditions of miserable life
Jesus Christ: Hey i wanna be a messiah who is my father btw
Mary: I dont remember that day probably i am raper by a group but once i was a virgin because i serve anal and oral intercourse to my customers. Where is my birth control pills?
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