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When you score an absolutely naughty prize by stealing. The bigger or more funny the item you swiped is, the more devious the lick. Stealing for possession of an item is not a devious lick.
You stole a soap dispenser from school? That's a devious lick my guy.
Similar to: " I just copped this sick soap dispenser"
January 24th is international lick dick day, so better get yo mouth on that garden hose
bitch succ my dick because its lick dick day
its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick
Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*
The act of eating a females vagina when it has been unshaven for at least 2 weeks.
He is sayin to lick his nut :/
Stranger: lick my nut
Random women: ok :)
When someone so cute you just gotta give ‘em a little lick. Pure adorable.
I just want to lick your face.