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climaxless life

the plight of many females...going from birth to death never experiencing an orgasm. possibly with a physical defect complicating same. -more likely an individual 'poisoned' by the church!, unable to relax and 'GET OFF' due to these things.

any female actually 'exploding into the cosmos' will definitely be back for more!!, sex no longer being a messy 'chore'.

sometimes the fault of the male, assuming his ramming 'magic stick' will hit and 'tease' the 'spot' continuously for the required amount of time!! (you?)

-cunnilingus not a guarantee, but a big help to the female unresponsive to a 'pounding', the tongue providing some un-deadening delicateness, required by many females. the female able to 'launch' themselves, at least has had the experience!! communication also a HUGE factor!!, i.e. TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!!

that librarian smacks of a climaxless life!!

sue had never suffered a climaxless life

her ex-husband was a huge ASS, but HAD relieved her of a climaxless life!!

by michael foolsley June 19, 2012


Is this real life?

Or is it fantasy? Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality

Guy 1: Is this real life?
Guy 2: Or is this fantasy?

Guy 1: Caught in a landslide

Guy 2: No escape from reality
Guy 3: What the fuck is happening here?

by Flare! April 3, 2020


Quad Life

The lifestyle encompassing douches at VillaNova who hangout in the area between Sheehan & Sullivan hall (aka the Quad).

It's where you can find your local beta fags, frat stars, beta fags, laxtitutes, sorority sluts, genuinely cool kids, and (of course) beta fags.

Can be used as both a noun and a verb

I know, he's been so quad life recently

by dacocksock April 25, 2011


life pimp

One who makes life their bitch.

More specifically, one who is able to hustle hard and be successful, while staying cool and not stressing the small shit; to have it all and bust ass, but have fun and enjoy life while doing so.

I could stress out about how I have no time to get things done, but I'm a life pimp, so that shit doesn't bother me

by Toastedchez October 24, 2017


Life waster

Someone who completely consumes another persons life for years until that other person is old run down and broken with nothing to show for all the years of studying and hard working.

Dick is a real life waster letch, just look at what he did to Betty’s life!

by Hagithaa May 11, 2019


Life of Brad

Life of Brad is a series on Snapchat where Brad adds pictures to his story of himself in funny scenario. When the series first started it was about him searching for his Dad, but over time the series has changed to more of a slice of life comedy series. As of 22/03/18 there has been 1 season and the 2nd season is currently ongoing. He has had one guest star on his show so far with that being "Kermit The Frog" from "The Muppets". See his Snapchat "bradthomp13" to see Life of Brad for yourself.

Hey, did you see the latest episode of Life of Brad?

by LifeOfBradEnthusiastNumber1 March 22, 2018


Life on Mars?

THE MOST EMO SONG THAT MAKES BEAN AND POTATO CRY

LIFE ON MARS? IS SUCH A MASTERPIECE

by brianjune November 9, 2019