Some short kid that has the most basic side part known to man. His hair looks like a lego piece. Be careful around him, or he might get irritated.
Max hebden has a microscopic penis, he enjoys sexual intercourse via the anus him and his loving family live on glass st if you see maxys house be sure to throw an egg that is what all by passes do to show there love and respect for max.
How to make sure you stay clear of max path
step1- avoid keillor rd and avoid Tayla and matea’s house
step2-stay away from maccas keillor rd were he is seen feasting every day
step3-look out for his drip his usual outfits contain his red trapstar hoodie and his black nike tech pants and he pairs it with his black tns
he’s a local CELEBRITY
person 1: “do you know max hebden?”
person 2:”nosh ofc ik max hebden his the fittest guy in Melbourne! and he runs the streets of essendon.”
Max is the best.
He is sooooooooooo handsome and smart.
If you ever meet a Max then you should keep him to yourself.
Wooooooow.
His abs are huuuuuuuuuge.
I get big every time I look at him.
Be careful
I want Max
A tall toe walking kid who has to get a surgery because he's so stupid he couldn't learn to fucking walk correctly.
Overall faggot.
You look retarded just like max.
A person that is usually really hot and doesn't usually care what anyone says but if you go to far he will get annoyed. He is absolutely jacked most of the time and hooks up with a lot of girl.
That Guy Is So Hot
I know its max
.Max is a girl who doesn’t bother with anything. Won’t date anyone because they are afraid to get hurt. They might be mean and stubborn when you meet them, but if you get through their stubbornness they act different with you. Most people think they are trans because they like things boys do, but they are just a tomboy.Max can also be a boy name.
Hi I’m max the abomination :D