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A politician in the UK's Conservative party. When he was Home Secretary he was frowned on for locking a lot of people up. However, when the Blair governmnent released them all again, people realised maybe the general public were safer whilst violent criminals were behind bars. Howard was the victim of the lookist spin-doctor culture who used the "something of the night about him" comment to great effect. He became leader of the opposition when the Tories suddenly realised they had forgotten to elect a new leader after their 2001 defeat, and lasted almonst a fortnight (which is quite good by modern Tory standards).
"Why would anyone bother boting for Michael Howard the vampire? We've already got the New Labour bloodsuckers, after all".
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A great hero to the people of not only america, but Earth. The judge that sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail.
Michael Sauer is awesome.
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A controling perfectionist.
Why do you have to be such a Michael Nesmith about this? It's just a definition!!!
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To over react to the extreme physically, to throw yourself into or onto something when someone touches you
Mom put her hand out to block the child from running away, when her hand touched him, he threw himself backwards into the door and rolled across the floor, pulling a Michael.
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The greatest olympian ever to live.
"Wow, one day you might be as good a Michael Phelps...well maybe half as good as him."
"And on the eighth day God created Michael Phelps."
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An above average passer combined with a great runner equaling a good quarterback.
"Michael Vick is a pretty amazing quarterback!"
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One who seeks for his own personal gain from the vicinity of others in a gluttonous or sloth manner. Someone who comes over that you don’t really know uninvited or unannounced with intentions or motivation of his own benefit. Taking advantage of the charity, generosity, or hospitality of others.
Basically someone who goes to your house for free shit!
Dude michael's friend drank all my hawaiian punch!
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