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Jersey Mike’s money

The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”

“Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”

by Classic Ed May 20, 2024


Mike Aragon

An egotistical narcissist that does nothing but think about himself

Mike Aragon is the biggest asshole anyone will ever know

by Qspy May 17, 2021


mike kaelin

This motherfucking cunt, ass, hoe. He loves fucking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates fucking his wife. Sleeps with his no titty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting boners from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. He’s a goddamn hore. Jacks off in all public bathrooms. Loves to rape people.

I just popped a Mike Kaelin when I fucked that girl last night.

by mike kaelin May 1, 2018


NYC Mike

A nigga who gonna take over this youtube and twitch shit. Stay tuned.

Yo, you seen that NYC Mike reaction video he has the best reactions on Youtube no kizzy.

by Some_Random-Nigga November 25, 2021


AOL Mike

A guy that frequent users of AOL UK chatrooms know about!
He's said the same line for the last few years.

AOL Mike:
Mikec00566: do you know anyone with hearing aids, i wear 2

by Sharloid April 3, 2007


Mike Fisher

1. A man that's always making smart ass remarks.

2. A man who exposes and speaks the truth of everyone.

3. The most disliked man on the internet.

Mike Fisher, bad things happen to bad people.

by Really Bad Person August 11, 2018


Mike Lova

1: Legendary Dj/Beat Maker Hailing from Rhode Island. He’s worked with many known Major Artists behind scenes and has been involved in many projects. His modo is spread Love Not War. Mike is an independent Hip Hop Artist “I’m dolo it’s just me I love everyone, unless you disrespect me, how you treat me is how I treat you” Too a certain point none of us are perfectly. He’s been making beats and DJing private parties since age 14 and put DJing private parties ect too the side. To focus on his beat making production. He has dropped a few blend mixtapes in which a famous Dj “can’t mention names” used his mixtape too get a major gig that changed that man’s life. “Hey I wish him the best…what are ya gonna do” Looking forward too many future projects from Mike Lova aka mikelova05 aka Mike “Lova” Calenda. You can Google for all his metadata. Just click on did you mean Mike Lova? Mike Love from the beach Boyz trumps him on there obviously because he’s a superstar

2: A person that love’s mostly everything, had no hate in their blood, has passion and forgiveness for others;,

I went too the club the other night and Mike Lova was playing the best music DJing

by Michael Calenda August 25, 2022