Mike

The best friend you will ever have but he’s chronically dyspraxic.. He will never fail to make you laugh though!

Mike is a cool dude with dyspraxia.

Mike

Mike has a big booty and looks amazing in khakis.

Mikes big ol' booty suffocated my face.

Mike

Mike is the one with a huge dick and a funny guy, is often on the look for money. He is sometimes quiet but when he's with people he likes he is hilarious.

Mike is going to get rich

Mike

A sexy man child, who always gives good candy to children.

Idfk mike is hot

Mike

A guy from Total Drama: Revenge Of The Island with dissociative identity disorder, or as he calls it, multiple personality disorder. Personalities include:
Svetlana the Russian gymnast
Vito the buff Italian guy
Chester the angry old man
Manitoba Smith the treasure hunter
Mal the cartoon villain
Mike the kind original personality

Mike: I have multiple personality disorder
Zoey: I know, Cameron just told me
Cameron: Sorry!

Mike

To fail or make a mistake while doing something

I "miked it"

Mike

A person who sees themselves for who they truly are.

She isn't disturbed by what you think of her. Of course she's a mike.