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The bottom inch of a 40 oz. bottle of beer.
Who wants the monkey piss?!?!?!?!?!
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shave off your pubes, then after you blow your load on her face, throw your pubes on her and she will look like abe lincoln.
four score and seven years ago, the woman got jizzed on and pubes thrown upon her face...
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A girl who loves cock and likes to play with or on cocks like monkeys do on trees.
Guy 1:Yo! DMB that one girl, Summer is a cock monkey.
Guy 2:Hell yeah, she loves to play on cocks like monkeys on trees.
Guy 1:Tru Dat homie
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yanking the armpit hair of a hairy woman during sex and making her scream.
All natural girl/hippie type on top of man riding cowgirl, when he reaches up and yanking her armpit hair out, causing her to yell and shake her arms like a screaming monkey.
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damn, did you see Shitake Monkey last night at Madison Square Garden?
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Monkey’s Blood is Northern slang for Strawberry Sauce. This originated from Hartlepool due to hanging a monkey found on a shipwreck during the Napoleonic Wars of the early 19th century, believing him to be a French spy and giving people from Hartlepool the nickname of “Monkey Hangers”! Monkey’s Blood references the red colour of Strawberry Sauce to the blood of the monkey.
Can I have Monkey’s Blood on that Ice-cream please mate?
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