mother fuckin cuntbag piece of shit

eric gutierrez, a guy who is always high and lookin for more weed, jk he's my bro

Look at Eric buying weed at school, that mother fuckin cuntbag piece of shit, he's probably not gunna share ):

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How I Met Your Mother

A show depicting what adulthood would be like if people never stopped being teenagers.

The day I see presumably well-to-do 20-somethings do a slap-bet, or consider anything to be "legen-wait for it... dary," or god forbid, someone actually follows a bro code past the age of 20, I will give up on humanity.

Wow, SAT prep class sucks! Lets drink that skunked keystone light you stole from your grandpas basement and watch "How I Met Your Mother" tonight! Bro Code Rule #9000 says you need to have flat chips for queso dip and regular salsa must be accompanied with scoops chips, under penalty of a slap bet, LEGENDARY!

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ball bashing mother fucking bastard

someone who squashes sandwiches

girl1: u ball bashing mother fucking bastard
girl2: wat?
girl1: u squashed my sandwiches!
girl2: sorry, forgive me

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Your mother should have swallowed you

You are sperm. Sperm is what fertilizes the egg, creating you. When people say this, they're saying your mother should have instead given head, and swallowed the sperm which was cummed in her mouth, instead of having regular sex, and having you. You are that sperm, so if she would have swallowed the sperm, she would have swallowed you. It's basically like saying your dad should have had sex with a condom...if someone tells you this, they're calling you a mistake, and looking down on you as a useless lifeform. It's actually a very clever line if used as an insult.

"You was never shit, your mother should have swallowed you" - Big L in a freestyle session in '98.

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borat looking mother fucker

A very ugly person or thing people dislike.

That guy is a borat looking mother fucker.

What a borat looking mother fucker.

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Guardian Angel, Mary Mother of God…

PART 1

…. Pray for us Sinners, now and at the Hour of Our Death, Amen…

… Statements made by the Silent Ruse … Guardian Angel Hope which was my Soul Mind … Guardian Angel Mary Mother of God … 666 … Satan … Trick Ruses … Ruses … Soulless People … Voices in the Silent Ruse’s Trashy Little Trampy Earth Mind …

---Guardian = Protector

---04/02/07 - 04/12/07
---05/11/07 - 05/13/07 - Room 625 - The Silent Ruse’s Soul Mind came alive - 05/30/07
---"Woe to You, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with Wrath, because He knows the Time is short..Let Him who hath understanding reckon the Number of the
Beast, for it is a Human Number, Its Number is Six Hundred and Sixty Six."
---06/06/06 six six six
---Repent!! – Repent!!
---Until The End of Time
---Heaven’s a LIE --- Lacuna Coil
---For The Devil sends His Beast with Wrath…
---$166.62
---There is no “Matthew” , “Mark”, “Luke” and “John”
---Ruse - - - Trickery of the Mind - - - Trickery of the Soul Mind
---They were Ruses to each other and didn’t even know it - - Trick Ruses
---Soulless People
---Your Soul Mind is GOD!!!
---I can’t turn back the Hands of Time … But you’re God!!
---Damn Devil !!
---Hail Mary, Full of Grace ..
---Inkubus Sukkubus “Hell Fire” , “Lady Geneva” -- Twice the Poison of Opium and Cocaine, Twice the Damnation and Twice the Shame, Lady Geneva (Taste The Evil)
---Seven Wytches - - Isis, Astarte, Diana, Hecate, Demeter, Kali, Inanna

---Playing Chess with The Devil - - Satan
---Puppet Master - Satan is a Puppet Master
---Guardian Angel Hope
---Soul Mind Gives Guardian Angel Hope MONEY - - -
---Moneeeeyyyyy!!! -- Thank you Soul Mind
---Voice of an Angel…
---I am Guardian Angel, Mary Mother of God (Pray for us Sinners, Now and at the Hour of Our Death-Amen)…
---There is no “Guardian Angel Hope”
---Listen to me
---Your friends’ aren’t Dead…
---There’ll be no more lies - (Alice DeeJay – “No More Lies”)
---There is no Devil
---Who are you gonna believe, the voices in your head, or the real people?!???
---Shield!! Shield!!
---We should have told him “NO!!!”
---We know more about you, than you know about yourself
---My Soul Mind knows more than my Soul Mind is telling my trashy little trampy earth mind
---Seeing you running scared is worth more to me than all the money in world!!!
---Trick Ruses owes Soul Mind a Dollar
---You owe me a Dollar... Keep it... My Soul Mind shoves The Dollar down the Trick Ruses throat and gives a High 5 to The Devil!!! Satan... and The Devil gives a Thumbs Up and says “Good Job, Soul Mind!!!”
---You need to Vindicate yourself from all the Shams that you do
---You should be aShamed of yourself
---You need to Repent… Say 3 Our Fathers, 2 Hail Marys, and 1 Glory Be to the Father…3 times
---God will walk through that door and take you away to Heaven
---Watch Out!!!
---These are the Voyages…
Guardian Angel, Mary Mother of God…

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Step on a crack, break your mother's back

This is an old children's game, anyone who trod on the cracks between the paving stones was out, until only one player was left, he or she was then declared the winner.

Step on a crack, break your mother's back– Most of us know the old rhyme “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back.” Whether the rhyme is the cause of, or a result of, this superstition is uncertain, though belief in it persists in many people today, even if subconsciously. Come to think of it, avoiding sidewalk cracks is probably a good policy for anyone who wants to avoid tripping.

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