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Standard unit of measurement for nearly infinitesimal distances.
"Holy shit, that speeding car missed me by a red cunt hair."
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it depends on whether it’s natural red head color or deep/bright red color. if a girl has natural red hair she usually likes taylor swift and reading, if it’s the other type of red this girl is going through it. usually likes radio read and stoner guitar guys. def got her heart broken and both romanticize the f out of everything.
“do you that girl over there?”
“yeah, she’s definitely in her red hair phase.”
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Pubic, leg, and arm hairs left on the sheets after making love to a Polak.
L- Pawel, oh my god, look at all these Polish love hairs...
P- That means it was good.
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The flat hair on the crown of your head and the rings like crop circles around your ears. Most commonly found on Call of Duty players. These players usually take the game seriously as kids without Ninja Pro are loud as fuck and like to take advantage of their noob ways.
"Holy shit man, how did that kid know I was coming? He must be wearing a Turtle Beach."
"Yo man, fix your Turtle Beach Hair, we don't want everybody knowing what we were just doing.."
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Having a messy, disheveled, looking head of hair, leading to the impression that you are successful in bed.
Geez Rasputin, you have fuck-sexful hair today. How was your night?
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originally appeared in Beyonce song "Sorry" on her Lemonade album, she used it in reference to someone her man is cheating with, reportedly a white woman slur used by women of color.
You know the type, Becky with the good hair, aka any white girl your man trying to creep with.
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Pubic hairs on the testicles that have been burned, usually in the dangerous sport of Fart-Flaming. Fart-Flaming is played, either singly, in doubles or in groups (see Mongolian Cluster Fuck) by eating foods that produce immense amounts of intestinal gas, then waiting for a flatus event. As the fart begins to pass the sphincter, the player lights the gas, containing considerable methand and hydrogen sulfide, with a match or a Bic Lighter. If the flame is not extinguished fast enough or if the player is careless, the nut hairs can become singed.
Bill and Ted got together with Beavis and Butthead to play Fart-Flames and ended up with a case of singed nut hairs.
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