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When you eat too much cheese and get constipated
"Dude, eating at that fondue place really gave me a Wisconsin Butt Plug."
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The standard reply to someone pointing out that the female you are interested in is married.
Bob: What are you looking at her for?
Joe: She's attractive.
Bob: Did you know she's already married.
Joe: Well, that don't plug the hole.
november 24 is national hang out with the plug day
Yo it’s National Hang Out With The Plug Day let’s hit tony see if he wants to run up monopoly.
Someone you contact for a good ol’ fashioned dick down (I.e boy toy). More of a benefits situation than a FWB. You can count on this person to come thru upon summoning and they are equally aware of their role.
A: What are you doing for that date later?
B: It’s not a date, he’s coming over tonight to watch Netflix so I have him down as a dick plug.
When a man has intercourse with a woman with a butt plug in, ejaculates in her, pulls the butt plug from her, then puts the butt plug in her vagina
"The other night the missus and I were having trouble keeping the cum in, so we tried the Cream Plug"
Akin to smeg, which forms on the foreskin of the penis, plug shit is a cheesy, foul smelling substance that forms on the jewelry worn by those with stretched lobes (called gauges by 14 year olds who shop at Hot Topic). Plug shit itself is a mixture of sweat and dead skin cells.
I took out my plugs the other day, and there was a ton of plug shit on them.
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