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A wank with some challenges.
For instance, your phone may be nearly out of battery, so you have to hold your phone and charger at a particular angle to keep it charging. The movement will dislodge the charger at the worst possible moment, with the risk of phone dying being a real threat.
"Bruh I had a logistically challenging wank last night, Jesus Christ it was more difficult than doing the Christmas shopping
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Cross ur arms like your in a straight jacket and put ur nob between ur arms and move ur arms up and down
Aaron Hastings Sat Like Buddah and folded his arms ready for a straight jacket wank
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A theory that says that the universe, life, and everything in between is the result of God releasing premature ejaculation.
I just explained to my astronomy teacher about The Big Wank Theory and now I am sitting in ISS.
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in this context, used to describe the inane and vacant expression sometimes appearing upon an individual's countenance, suggesting that they are unable to focus or concentrate on current events owing to a preoccupation or pervious misdemeanour involving some form of deviant activity
Andrew, you've gone all Soapy Tit Wank again; will you please just get a grip, a life and a proper haircut, or just fuck off home, will you?
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the act of one party ejaculating another parties male genitilia. said very often by logan while playing COD4 online.
Jank my wank bitch! I just pwned you!
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1. Slang term to descibe an axolotl.
2. An axolotl who is just BEGGING for a mate, but their owner doesn't want to get another pet.
3. A penis.
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Gotta go, I have to feed my Mexican Wanking Fish...
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My pet axolotl Bubbles is SUCH a Mexican Wanking Fish. He drops his sperm everywhere in the tank and I'm too afraid to stick my hand in the tank to feed him.
I am saving up for that cute pair of pink high-heels and I don't want to get him a stupid mate!
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Dude, do your fly up - I can see your Mexican Wanking Fish!
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When playing a game on a console and your stuck on a particular level, an feel you cant get any furthur, have an end of level wank and when you return, you should manage to complete that level effortlessly!
"Arghh! This bloody level is gettin'on my tits!!
I know, i'll have an End Of Level Wank. That'll help me complete it easy!!"
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