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to ruin the moment or event
my mother walked in the party and put her hat-in-da-punch
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A devastating and extremely powerful strike from the fist that emanates from Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do. The fist strikes the target from only one inch away yet the punch can transfer an incredible force. See also JKD
I gave him a one inch punch and sent his ass flying
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The magical fluid one drinks to set aside the ability to rationally discuss politics when someone points out something Clinton did better than Barack Obama.
barackhead
obamanation
You know, Clinton has an amazing voting record for women's rights.
Response: Expletive laced rant in caps.
Dude. Whatever, you drank the Obama Nut Punch!
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The famous "special move" of the late Bruce Lee, based on a technique known in kung fu as "fa jing", which can be described with the following example: you know that when you try to get a tree out of a garden or a nail out of a piece of wood, you tend to jerk at it repeatedly, rather than pull continuously? It's sort of like that: by moving a part of his body with a quick jerk, rather than a constant force, Bruce Lee (and probably quite a few skilled kung fu practicioners) was able to release a large force from a seemingly short distance.
Some examples of fa jing can be found in tai chi and wing chun I think.
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Means that you are about to take an even bigger crap than "giving birth to a Texan"!
After eating at Hometown buffet, I had to "punch out a slab"!
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To punch a man in the testicles from behind causing him to freeze. Traditionally a game played by college students and Navy seamen. Similiar to the Man-Check gender verification is established. The objective is to establish dominance by punching a fellow from behind while yelling "MANTIS" causing him to buckle up or freeze. You recieve bonuses if you mantis your opponent while he has an audience.
"look...Johnson is giving a newcommers briefing, *punch* 'MANTIS' you were served by a mantis ass punch."
"How a bout a game of Mantis"
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A close kin to the DP except for one glaring tidbit. An RDP will involve an ultimatum given to males attempting to extricate himself out of a prenuptial agreement. Unless the prenuptial contract is made, the female in the relationship will rdp the male prior to ejaculation in order to remove his condom and breed. This is the lowest form of punishment that a man can be subjected to, even lower than the Japanese Helicopter Maneuver. This donkey offspring will then allow her access to his assets and thereby circumventing the prenuptial process.
"Hey bro, good job dodging that prenup with Rebecca, you're home free."
"Yeah... but she got me good with that reverse donkey punch though, I was hoping she didn't know about that shit."
"Dayum"
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