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The inflation of a person's ego from obtaining new ringtones!
I don't understand getting a Ring Boner from buying ringtones. I get mine for free.
The act of eating a very hot pepper (eg Carolina reaper or trinidad moruga scorpion) and feeling
the burn on both rings (eg sphinter and lips) and having your partner give a rimjob afterwards
Man#1 holy crap did you hear that Josh gave his partner the rings of fire?
Man #2 dude thats hot
When your spiky shit tears your arsehole to pieces, and your erratic wee stings the shit out of it.
I’ve got right ring sting after that curry!
a ring that reminds the wearer of their promise to God not to have sex until marriage.
Stop asking him if he wants to have sex with you. Look at his purity ring. He's waiting until he's married.
The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman
Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir
When someone puts an unopened condom packet in another person's arse.
Bitch bent over and had a ring packet.