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noun,
The strange, garbled text that appears when computer graphics chew up and spit out something you were trying to read. Words may resemble comic-style expletives (#OI%#, #$gO%#i$^l!), but since I'm not from Space Russia, I can't actually produce it on demand. Expect glyphs (letters of the Roman alphabet are rather hard to find in this soup) to fall on top of each other or be cut in half and otherwise shuffled in a mangled cluster of digital illegibility.
Inspired by Space Barbie. Who also only seems to exist online, and communicates mostly through mangled clusters of digital illegibility.
Elliott: Can you tell what that says?
Britt: That mess on the screen? No, it's Space Russian.
Elliott: Exactly. Guess the graphics card needs kicking.
Britt: In Space Russia, graphics card kicks you.
(Russian: авось) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.
1: "Did you study for the test? You finished it suspiciously quickly."
2: "I couldn't bother studying, just answered everything by Russian avos'."
noun:
1) A teacup originating from Russia.
adjective:
1) A word or phrase that has no double meaning or innuendo.
verb:
1) 'searching for the Russian Teacup' is the act of trying to find a double meaning or innuendo in something that doesn't have one, usually for comedic effect.
1) Guy 1: Man, this is really heavy..
Guy 2: That's what she said!
Guy 1: Dude, get your head out of the gutter, you know that was a Russian Teacup.
2) Guy 1: And then I opened her jar...
-silence-
Guy 1: Yeah, I was trying to think of an innuendo for that but I don't think it has one...
Girl 1: Me too, I guess we were both searching for the Russian Teacup.
When you blend the ear wax of your partner with your sperm to make a slush or then drink/consume through the anal entry
I would love some Russian ear wax slushy
When someone who inserts their penis into another person and tells them they will pull out, but at the last minute doesn’t and cums inside them.
I promised I wouldn’t cum in him, but then I gave him the Russian pull out.
Whilst teabagging someone, (putting nuts into victims mouth) run milk down the shaft and let i drip off of the nuts into the persons mouth.
If you fall asleep before I do I will White Russian Teabag you.
To begin prep bring with you a small cup of milk( or half'n' half) and set to the side. Also you will have to be nice and hard.
Step 3: Assume the position over the recipients open mouth.
Step 4: Begin pourin a small stream of milk down the bottom side of the shaft so that it runs down the shaft and off the bottom of your sack dripping/ drizzling into recipients mouth
"Bro, I swear if you fall asleep first I am gonna have to White Russian Teabag you!"